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10 Commandments of Facebook 3

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Rabu, 8 Sep '10 23:45

Dari semua hal negatif yang orang katakan mengenai Facebook, gimanapun kita susah melupakan betapa besar jasa Facebook dalam mempererat hubungan kita dengan kawan lama yang benar-benar sudah lama tidak kita temui, seperti sahabat TK (loh TK udah punya sahabat yaaa?) Saudara yang tinggal nya jauh dari kota tempat kita tinggal, kerabat yang tinggal di luar negri. Kangen sama mereka tinggal buka halaman profil nya, browsing status nya terus ketawa-ketawa sendiri deh... Buka-buka poto nya, sambil mengenang hubungan kalian dulu dan lain sebagai nya. Nah loh, saya kok jadi melodramatis. Tapi untuk jadi Facebook-ers yang baik, yang kira-kita gak bakalan di BLOCK sama teman lama kita, saudara jauh, ataupun teman baru kita, pastinya ada donk etika-etika (implisit maupun eksplisit) dalam ber FB yang sebaiknya kita patuhi.. :)

Kalau sebelumnya saya pernah nulis "10 BlackBerry Commandments" sekarang, mari kita lihat 10 Commandments of Facebook.

 

1.  Thou shall not post or tag friends on embarrassing or incriminating photos.

This is what yearbooks or scrapbooks are for - things that exist on dusty shelves for a select few to enjoy and mock - not the internet, where potential employers and lovers can be scared away.

2.  Thou shall not post photo or video updates of thy children's potty training.

Just don't. It's gross, embarrassing, and demeaning to the kids. Plus, no one gives a rat's ass.

3.  Thou shall not use Facebook to converse with thine own significant other.

Say what you need to say in person, over the phone, on IM, or email. No one else cares or needs to follow your conversation or relationship drama/boasting.

4.  Thou shall not endlessly self-promote.

A link to an article, TV appearance, or a newspaper mention every once in a blue moon is fine. A daily reminder that you need votes for the "Mad Men" walk-on part competition is just obnoxious.

5.  Thou shall not propose, ask someone out, or dump anyone via wall messages or status updates.

What. Is. Wrong with people?

6.  Thou shall not IM anyone you haven't spoken to in over a decade.

Once, I was browsing on Facebook and got an IM from someone I hadn't spoken to since high school. "How's it going?" he said, "What's new?"What's new? Since 1993? Um, well, I got my driver's license, for one thing. Don't put people in a position where they have to: a) quickly sum up the last decade+ of their lives in four or five sentences, and b) act like they care about your life.

7.  Thou shall not stalk exes and/or ex's new loves.

Not only is it damaging to your own well-being, it's, like, kinda psycho. So, just don't. Go for a jog or join a book club or something.

8.  Thou shall not use Facebook as a diet and workout diary.

Seriously, no one cares if you ate a salad for dinner last night and ran 3.1 miles before work this morning. Who are you trying to impress? Plus, go eat a muffin.

9.  Thou shall not "spoil" TV shows in one's status update.

Rudeness!

10. Thou shall post clear, updated photos of thyself.

Why else do you think people from your past are friending you in the first place?!

 

Hmmm... mungkin bagi sebagian dari kita bakal bilang "aduh ngomongin Fesbuk?? basbang deh aaaahh...." tapi kan kenyataan nya tidak begitu. bagi kita mungkin udah BASI. Tapi siapa tau bagi adik kita, ponakan yang baru gede, yang baru "maenan fesbuk" belom terlalu tau baik buruk nyaaa... sooo... kalo orang terdekat kita ada yang melanggar ke 10 commandements di atas, kan bisa kita kasih tau secara halusss... demi kebaikan dan etika dia dalam ber internet, ooppss, ber Fesbuk... ;))

 

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